A present only a mother could love
It was so much easier when you were a kid. Every gift you gave your mother at Christmas was the perfect gift. Whatever tacky, made in Taiwan, plastic ornament you gave her brought a beaming smile to her face. The Bet Lynch dangling "gold" earrings you gave her when you were eight, she wore with pride all through Christmas day. Even when her earlobes turned green, she persevered and insisted they were just what she would have chosen for herself.