Happiness is a gun
It doesn't take much to make Dick Cheney happy. According to a list of his travel perks, printed by the Smoking Gun website, all he needs is a few cans of caffeine-free Diet Sprite, a big bed, a pot of decaf. (And global hegemony, of course.) Dr Gloom, who once dismissed conservation as a "personal virtue", likes all the lights blazing before he gets to a hotel suite and all the TVs beaming Fox News.